[Dovecot] Dovecot stones

[Charles Marcus]

On 2012-03-31 5:28 PM, Timo Sirainen <tss at iki.fi> wrote:
> For the last few days I've been thinking about my company and what it
> really should do, and as much as the current plan seems reasonable, I
> think in good conscience I really can't help but to bring up an
> alternative plan:
>
> The support for Dovecot is quite good already, but wouldn't it be
> better if it was GUARANTEED that your email server was ALWAYS working
> with zero downtime or other problems?  After some thinking, planning
> and consulting with my spiritual guides I realized I really should
> just go ahead and do it:
>
> From now on you can buy blessed Dovecot stones
> (http://www.dovecot.org/tmp/stone1.jpg), which are guaranteed to keep
> your email server running.  I don't think there's really any further
> reason for me to provide commercial support.

Alright Timo, where do I send the bill for my new keyboard? Mine is no 
ruined from the coffee I just spilled all over it...

Rotflmao!

Thanks, I needed that...

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Best regards,

Charles