Quoting Timo Sirainen tss@iki.fi:
For the last few days I've been thinking about my company and what
it really should do, and as much as the current plan seems
reasonable, I think in good conscience I really can't help but to
bring up an alternative plan:The support for Dovecot is quite good already, but wouldn't it be
better if it was GUARANTEED that your email server was ALWAYS
working with zero downtime or other problems? After some thinking,
planning and consulting with my spiritual guides I realized I really
should just go ahead and do it:From now on you can buy blessed Dovecot stones
(http://www.dovecot.org/tmp/stone1.jpg), which are guaranteed to
keep your email server running. I don't think there's really any
further reason for me to provide commercial support. Probably the
whole Dovecot mailing list will be pretty much useless after this as
well, so I might as well stop posting there. If you have any
problems, you'll just buy a Dovecot stone and the problem will go
away. If for any reason that doesn't work, it means that your
problem is more difficult than most and you need to buy a few more
stones. Please remember that each shipment may take up to 3 weeks
to reach you, so get your stones early and in sufficient quantities.A small email server will be happy enough with a single small
Dovecot stone, but the more users you have the more stones you'll
likely need. This is because most people are rather unhappy with
their lives, and they project their negative energies towards their
surroundings, including their email servers. To overcome this
negative energy you need to have a counterbalancing positive energy,
which the Dovecot stones will provide you.The Dovecot stones are hand painted from the finest materials
available to the sister of the author of Dovecot that she could find
in the local shops. Each stone contains such love and dedication
towards the well being of Dovecot that you will shed tears when you
lay your eyes upon their physical being. The images provided here
unfortunately don't do justice to them.http://www.dovecot.org/tmp/stone2.jpg - This is how i keep my home
desktop running all day every day. I have NEVER broken a single
hard drive in my life. I don't even bother to keep backups, because
I KNOW it is useless for me.A small Dovecot stone can be bought for 10 euros, a medium sized
stone for 100 euros and a large stone for 500 euros. Each large
stone can usually handle around 1000-2000 users before you need to
buy more. If you have millions of users we'll need to find you a
larger rock from my parents' backyard. There are only a limited
number of such rocks available (we disposed of most of them to our
neighbors' yards years ago), so their prices need to be negotiated
in advance.
I'm unable to locate the order page. Or should I reply to the maillist with my creditcard info?